Perhaps it was the heat...

[soxgrrl]

...or the drugs the damn dentist gave me, but I could swear that I saw the Red Sox actually take a series at Safeco Field.

And our centerfielder nearly get run over by a moose. (That creature’s lucky he clipped a mellow guy like Coco and not, say, Mike Timlin. Else he’d soon find himself trading in his mascot days for a future as Big Fitty’s latest hood ornament.)

In semi-related news, every time I think I’ve made peace with Julio Lugo, I have to go and watch a Mets game. Seeing Jose Reyes’ one-man infield impression just pisses me off all over again.

Also, Alfonso Soriano runs faster on one leg than I can on two. How, er, lame is that?

Comments

[piney61.livejournal.com]

Well John Farrell was ready to take one of Timlin's many backup shotguns from his locker to go a little moose hunting himself.