"I had my craw surgically removed so I could sleep at night..."

[soxgrrl]

Answer: 6*
Question: What is “How many Green Line trains went by as I was waiting for the bus?”

Dear #57 Drivers:

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Seriously. It’s driving. Not rocket science. Driving. Gas pedal, brake, occasionally turn the little wheelie-thing…any of this ringing a bell? (Ringing the bell means “stop”, btw—some of you seem unclear on this concept.)

Gah. It wasn’t enough to usurp the Crown of Suck from the #66? Now you’ve got me actively longing for the Green Line? The Green Line????

To each and every one of you, I hope when your time comes, it’s slow and painful. Just like my commute.

*That’s a new record, btw, so hat’s off to you!
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Dear Ball Club that I’m Currently No Longer Speaking To:

Go ahead, get swept. See if I give a fuck.
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Dear HBO:

Thank you for Flight of the Conchords. Man, did I need that last night.

Don’t wear the ring, Frodo...

Comments

[esb.livejournal.com]

6:35 pm: Wow. This is quite a mood. I'm a little afraid to imagine how you're doing now.

[soxgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. It didn't exactly help that (TMI alert--esp. for the boys) "Cousin Flo" showed up a week before I expected her, that bitch;-)

::cleansing breath::

I'm doing much better now.

[esb.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, she never helps.

[katzinoire.livejournal.com]

For anyone who loves "Lord Of The Rings"
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